im glad u were the strongest sperm
ja ich bin der Hammer!
aber sie ist der ganze Werkzeugkasten.


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cozyharold:

when your friend calls you a “gold digging cock slut”

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(Quelle: bloujobs)


canadumb:

thinsiqnificant:

canadumb:

*ducts tapes my laptop together*

*duct tapes my life together*

isnt that what i said

(Quelle: canadumb)


  • Me: ugh, the radio always plays the same songs
  • Me: *listens to same album on repeat for 7 years*


ostracizedpoodle:

I don’t need alcohol to make bad decisions


tes1a:

RIP that text post you thought of in class and then forgot when you got home


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